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  • we can get way fatter than this posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • Most people aren't ready for dickvids posted 1 week ago - 2 comments

  • @harper Instagram seemed to be the only healthyish one left, but Facebook is fucking that one up too. posted 1 week ago - 2 comments

  • Just had one of the most insane dinners ever. The chef at this resort is a genius. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • An after dinner walk along the beach turned out to be Kari's most stressful part of the trip... Apparently soft shell crabs are terrifying. posted 1 week ago - 4 comments

  • I am going to quit chips and only eat tostones from here on out. posted 1 week ago - 2 comments

  • Oh, and shrimp posted 1 week ago - reply

  • At this BBQ, Kari and I were each handed a plate with chicken, fish, ribs, sausage, steak, lobster, and an octopus tentacle. We are dead now posted 1 week ago - 5 comments

  • All of the buses in Nicaragua have their windshields tinted and painted up all crazy. posted 1 week ago - 4 comments

  • Bummed that there are no grill jewelers in the Houston airport. ☹️ posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • There's a dude at this Mexican restaurant eating a burrito and straight up drinking a 2-liter bottle of Mt Dew. #dewsk #hero #extreme posted 2 weeks ago - 4 comments

  • At a planned parenthood event this waitress just walked up to me and said, "I have a Chardonnay and a pink pussy" ... which was a cocktail posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • We're a few hundred dollars shy of our goal with a week and a half to go! Every donation helps fight MS. Give here: t.co/pXkDyaCQI8 posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Catchin an early flight back to Des Moines to kick it with Kari. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • I don't remember the blue line being like a rickety old roller coaster. I mean, not this rickety anyway. posted 2 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • Hey Chicago 👋 posted 2 weeks ago - 6 comments

  • Governor​ Branstad is sitting right behind me on this flight. He's a bit flustered about where to put his carry-on. posted 2 weeks ago - 9 comments

  • Quick bike ride with Kari, 48 hours in Chicago, 36 hours at home, a week in Nicaragua, and then Bike MS weekend. Craziness staaarts... now. posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Hangin with Ashton Kutcher, lol posted 2 weeks ago - 14 comments

  • I just walked us right across the back of the stage while an opener was performing on accident. Just acted cool. Totally lost. posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment