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  • Cyclone basketball fans are some nerdy mother fuckers posted 2 weeks ago - 6 comments

  • Sweet Jesus, winter apparently came back to Iowa. posted 2 weeks ago - 8 comments

  • Why don't airplanes have security cameras? posted 2 weeks ago - 5 comments

  • Tapered sweatpants. posted 2 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • Iowa, I'm comin home. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Wrote a bunch of code with my dudes in San Jose this week. Felt good, mans. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • Ever since I finished taking antibiotics, every single thing I put into my mouth turns me into the Willy Wonka Violet Beauregarde chick. posted 2 weeks ago - 6 comments

  • Welp, looks I'll be flying to San Jose tomorrow... posted 2 weeks ago - 6 comments

  • Kevi needs a new CPAP posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • I'm Minnesota there are a lot of dudes with fancy back pockets and a lot of girls with cold shoulders. posted 3 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • HOLY SHIT A LA CROIX GRENADE JUST WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE. posted 3 weeks ago - 5 comments

  • Nothin grinds my gears more than queueing up a rad album on the sonos and then realizing it's the censored version. posted 3 weeks ago - 5 comments

  • my house rn: yellow foundation, green siding, white trim, brown trim, puke colored brick, brown doors, black doors, white doors, black roof posted 3 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • It's snowing and dudes are re-roofing my house... which seems a bit fast and danger. posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • I'll hush up my mug If you fill up my jug With that good ol' Mountain Dew posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • Queue up the song Mountain Dew by The Clancy Brothers to get a little taste of what happens in my head every morning. posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • @harper you and @xianrenaud should kick it posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • after over 10 months of dealing with our cabinet company replacing poorly stained, mismatched or banged up doors... we're finally done! 🙌 posted 3 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • Finished up the broomball season by winning in double overtime to take 3rd place. Felt good, man. posted 3 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • @CLINT you do have fake yeezys posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment