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  • Twitter is weird, man posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • Hiring people that are just as excited about your project as you are makes a world of difference in home remodeling. posted 4 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • Boot up computer for the first time in 4 days to be greeted with, "this Mac is waiting for approval by another device" ... ugh ... computers posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • I just woke myself up snoring on our new patio couch... Relaxing came sooner than I thought. posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • Pretty sure that was the least relaxing memorial day weekend ever, but I'm glad it ended with a glimpse of the relaxing that is soon to come posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • my phone just autocorrected "lil yachty" to "lol tacos" posted 4 weeks ago - reply

  • I wish my brain would stfu and sleep in on this extra day off work. posted 4 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • If you ever wanna steal a car, consider stealing mine! I just found the spare key (that I lost a few months ago) in my trunk. posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • Anyone wanna drive my car home for me? posted 1 month ago - 10 comments

  • plz don't neglect the brain posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I've missed the days of DJs throwing out mixtapes a couple times a year. Thanks for releasing a new one @djdiverse! t.co/6rEPoBb8A1 posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Not having a truck and/or trailer is really slowing down my remodel efforts lately. posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • ran eyeball first into a steel rod yesterday. good news: my glasses saved my eyeball. bad news: my glasses have a huge scratch now. 🙂🙁 posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Why is the Google home power supply not USB? That long ass power cord is the first disappointment outta the box. posted 1 month ago - 5 comments

  • Warning, this is kinda gross... but I kinda want to eat a chips ahoy right now. posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • Dentist last year: you need to start flossing. Me: nope. This year: wow, your teeth are beautiful. Keep doing exactly what you're doing. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Is eating indian food before a dentist appointment a dick move? posted 1 month ago - 5 comments

  • Almost halfway to our fundraising goal with a month to go before the big ride! Plz consider helping us out here: t.co/pXkDyaCQI8 posted 1 month ago - reply

  • @CLINT I still wish I would've bought this Beavis and Butthead shirt posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • I'm drinking Coors light at a wedding at the Jasper County Fairgrounds in Colfax, Iowa posted 1 month ago - 1 comment