Microblog

  • When Mississippi Queen comes on, you turn the volume knob as far as it can go posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • Drove a car without all the fancy automatic stuff today... left everything on when I got out... and now my car is dead. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Me: hey, I ordered some ceiling fans 6 weeks ago... where are those? Amazon: yea, the carrier never picked em up... we dunno why. Me: wut posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • This is basically how I serve a volleyball t.co/0UYGTOYOhB posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I am playing sand volleyball... because I am in a sand volleyball league. lol posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • i hope it was a congratulatory, "you're having a baby!" prank by his weirdo friends, but ... man, haha. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • I just saw a truck with a back window that said, "MY MIRRORS PULL OUT BUT I DON'T" in the biggest possible letters ... wtf ... why???? posted 1 month ago - 12 comments

  • Want sleep. Can't sleep. I have a very annoying brain. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Working on my patio ceiling... A bird just flew out of the insulation and hit me in the head. Calling it a night. posted 1 month ago - 6 comments

  • I wish @ring doorbells offered backlight compensation and text to speech communication. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • The city of Des Moines has finally graced my deck worthy of existence. posted 1 month ago - 17 comments

  • @iandees @dylanr My pixel too. 😟 posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Can sinuses explode? I think mine are about to explode. posted 1 month ago - 5 comments

  • @right65 Grab some wings, ribs, and a simple roll from Hy-Vee. Eat the sushi while you grill the wings n ribs posted 1 month ago - reply

  • We moved into our new house 1 year ago today. If you haven't come to visit us yet, plz do so soon! posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • The city just failed our deck inspection for the 5th time ... because my bottom step is 1/8" too high. This is why people don't get permits. posted 1 month ago - 10 comments

  • Water is a very boring thing to drink posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

  • Go for little 14 mile cruise around town... take all the calories you burned and cancel em out with pizza n beer. posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • @BionessLiveOn do you have a beta program for new products? posted 1 month ago - 7 comments

  • Who's got them Atari romz? posted 1 month ago - 2 comments