Microblog

  • Wrote a bunch of code with my dudes in San Jose this week. Felt good, mans. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Ever since I finished taking antibiotics, every single thing I put into my mouth turns me into the Willy Wonka Violet Beauregarde chick. posted 1 month ago - 6 comments

  • Welp, looks I'll be flying to San Jose tomorrow... posted 1 month ago - 6 comments

  • Kevi needs a new CPAP posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • I'm Minnesota there are a lot of dudes with fancy back pockets and a lot of girls with cold shoulders. posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • HOLY SHIT A LA CROIX GRENADE JUST WENT OFF IN MY HOUSE. posted 1 month ago - 5 comments

  • Nothin grinds my gears more than queueing up a rad album on the sonos and then realizing it's the censored version. posted 1 month ago - 5 comments

  • my house rn: yellow foundation, green siding, white trim, brown trim, puke colored brick, brown doors, black doors, white doors, black roof posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • It's snowing and dudes are re-roofing my house... which seems a bit fast and danger. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • I'll hush up my mug If you fill up my jug With that good ol' Mountain Dew posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Queue up the song Mountain Dew by The Clancy Brothers to get a little taste of what happens in my head every morning. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • @harper you and @xianrenaud should kick it posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • after over 10 months of dealing with our cabinet company replacing poorly stained, mismatched or banged up doors... we're finally done! 🙌 posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • Finished up the broomball season by winning in double overtime to take 3rd place. Felt good, man. posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • @CLINT you do have fake yeezys posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • Yesterday, my tattooer told me that my first and only color tattoo should be a Mountain Dew bottle. posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

  • i spy with my little eye posted 2 months ago - reply

  • @realDonaldTrump go to hell posted 2 months ago - reply

  • Blare some Post Malone today. posted 2 months ago - reply

  • There are a lot of really creepy old people out there. posted 2 months ago - 2 comments