Microblog

  • Kari: let's go check out that girl DJ! Me: yea! ... DJ: I'm just playing Spotify! posted 1 month ago - 8 comments

  • Shit I guess it was 20 years posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Today, I finally parted ways with the shitload of 63 Nova parts that I've been moving around for the past 15 years. posted 1 month ago - 1 comment

  • What's the deal with Iowans and Busch light? posted 1 month ago - 14 comments

  • "I'm very comfortable with like ... drills ... n screws," this badass dad tells the modular closet sales associate at the container store. posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

  • I've been playing with @home_assistant for the past week and honestly haven't been this excited about home automation in a long time. posted 1 month ago - reply

  • WHY ARE THESE DUDES WALKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CROSSWALK t.co/c6uA2UI6iQ posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • Order custom front door, wait a few weeks, find out it's the wrong color when you go to install it... Par for the course. posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • Is Siri still a thing? posted 1 month ago - 9 comments

  • Just hung a 60" fan in a 12x12 room... Maybe overkill. posted 1 month ago - 3 comments

  • My house is sending me daily Facebook messages sayin, "Testicles, 1, 2" cause I forgot to delete a home automation test script the other day posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Currently arguing with Kari about which shitty fast food chain is better. Wendy's 🍔 or Panera 🥖 posted 1 month ago - 25 comments

  • talkin real home automation with @ibips and @harper: a device that drops chocolate on your pillow before bed if you get 8,000 steps that day posted 1 month ago - 9 comments

  • i hate/love home automation posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Showed my financial advisor something on my phone after it "smartly" made my wallpaper the artwork of the last trac… t.co/zqDnbC7fcH posted 1 month ago - reply

  • My normal $7 Uber ride is currently $65... posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

  • ok, now let's go buy some more fast cars ... my mans! posted 1 month ago - 2 comments

  • THIS IS SO EXCITING posted 1 month ago - reply

  • Getting really close to pushing the buy button on this big fight tonight. posted 1 month ago - 4 comments

  • @kbroox Did you actually hear her? Or did you just hear yourselves belting out the lyrics? posted 1 month ago - 1 comment