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THERE ARE WASPS IN MY DINING ROOM

I’m at a show where Ben Harper is opening. He just played that hallelujah song, and I said, “oh god, I fuckin hate this song.” And 5,000 women’s necks snapped to turn around to give me a look

Kari’s family convinced me to go to a Dixie Chicks concert with them and our friends Tia and Nicole… but Kari’s parents had to bail… so now I am going to a Chicks concert with “the girls.” I am also wearing a romper.

I am at a Ludacris show and my post college self is very excited about it.

God, this X app icon is so fuckin edgy and cool.

This desk boi bod is not happy about today’s decision to move and split a giant ash tree’s worth of logs for 5.5 hours straight. Whew.

Startups, man. Whew.

Took our bikes out to hang with some good friends tonight. Leaving the house I dropped to the lowest gear to bomb down our hill and at the bottom of the hill, I tried to shift back up a gear or 2 and it didn’t work.

I keep thinking about this and it’s pretty sad. twitter.com/RIO...459349838602240

Are you drinking a big slam?
- my judgy wife

Anyone else sing that @BigBoi lyric every time you look at the clock and it says 8:08?

Computers are not our friends.

Headin to Northern Wisconsin to kick it for the weekend.

@kbroox is the absolute best.

“The fun never ends here in Windsor Heights!”

So like, is “X” the verb now?
Are we X’ing?
Posting X’s?
Re-X’ing?

This rebrand so stupid, lol

Are y’all able to download yer Twitter archives? Every time I try, I just never get the MFA code that I need to do so.

I am very excited to be in my own bed right now

Chicago, I’m comin.

“Is that your bronco?” “Yea”
“You got a girlfriend?” “Yea”
“Well, hit me up when your single!” “lol, ok”