Friday, September 9, 2016

I checked in to 7 places, took 2 photos, wrote 3 microblogs, walked 2.17 miles, and weighed 181.8 pounds. I was in Johnston and Des Moines, Iowa.

8:20 am

To wake up, put Kanye West - Hold My Liquor on. Turn it to 11.
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9:27 am

Look at this huge potato

9:50 am

Checked in at Lithia Volkswagen of Des Moines, Johnston, Iowa

12:10 pm

Checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa

12:50 pm

There's a really good chance that I will blow the crotch out of these jeans today.
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12:55 pm

Checked in at The Fighting Burrito, Des Moines, Iowa

1:15 pm

Checked in at Gravitate, Des Moines, Iowa

1:32 pm

Just plugged some headphones into my phone while it charges... like a coward.
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4:43 pm

Checked in at Men's Style Lab, Des Moines, Iowa

7:15 pm

Checked in at Market One Building, Des Moines, Iowa

7:39 pm

Oh yeah.
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8:59 pm

Checked in at Akebono, Des Moines, Iowa