Thanks, Obama!

no free lunches

and now I'm walking around with a damn roll of tape in my hand, ha. Should've just donated it to the post office.

yep.

You should have put a note on is, free tape, pay it forward and left it on the counter.

Yep, did it to me a couple years ago. Said they're no longer allowed to provide as of whatever month it was they pulled that on me. I obviously flipped out and got the explanation. Ha