Monday, January 6, 2020

I slept 4.72 hours, checked in to 3 places, wrote 5 microblogs, walked 4.15 miles, and weighed 184.9 pounds. I was in Des Moines, Iowa.

4:18 am

Woke up after sleeping 4.72 hours

5:26 am

So, the guy who is supposed to be the “most powerful man in the world” is using his personal Twitter account to bully another country and threaten war...
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5:27 am

Lunacy aside, the part that kills me is that he doesn’t even have a good Twitter handle. Dude had to prefix his actual name with the word “real.”

5:28 am

So we have “real“ Donald Trump tryin to flex and threaten a country on the Internet for likes and retweets. So official! lol. We continue to live in strange times led by a child.

7:50 am

Ugh. Guess I have to go back to work today... Life is hard.
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12:20 pm

Checked in at Wasabi Tao, Des Moines, Iowa

4:30 pm

Checked in at Gravitate 2.0, Des Moines, Iowa

6:06 pm

I love when customer support phone agents try to verify my address and can't figure out how to say, Des Moines. This dude just straight up said: DAZ MOY KNEES
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8:41 pm

Checked in at Brooks' Dead End Ranch, Des Moines, Iowa

11:27 pm

Fell asleep