broox

Apparently when selling on craigslist, "I'll go to the bank, get the money and will be right back" really means "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Tell you what I'll give you five dollars without seeing it or driving it
Damn, I will throw in 2 rubber bands, a paper clip, and a half stick of bubble gum
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