Roughest morning I've ever had... Carried ninja down the stairs for the last time today. :( Hanging out at home with wifey.

I just randomly passed out while takin a pee. Woke up to my friends screamin for an ambulance.... huge gash in my head, lots of blood.

This flight attendant sounds just like laurie and anderson, its hilarious.

"i want you to buy us a new house, bed, and a dog" -kari

hey guys, i'm changing my nickname from broox to wolfcool. make note.