How far over the speed limit can you go before a speed trap camera gives you a ticket? Asking for a friend who just sped past one on i235.
Pretty sure I'm the only plebe that mows his own lawn in my new neighborhood.
Here's how I use snapchat now: open app, see if Riff Raff has posted anything, close app.
Dentist: you should floss every day.
Me: how bout I just keep paying you to floss me every 6 months.
Dentist: AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH. ok.
Three weeks into 2016 and I've finally taken a second to think about last year. A year I visited both coasts, sang for a couple thousand people, celebrated 10 years with Kari, sold a company I helped build, and bought a new house.
2015 really was an amazing year.
I travelled to Minnesota for beer, California for meetings, Maine for lobster, Boston for fun, Mayakoba for an amazing wedding, Madison for Shenanigans, the wilderness for disconnecting, and of course a dozen trips to Chicago (for both work and play).
The big thing, though, which I haven't really talked much about is the sale of our company, Modest...
I'm a 34.80 year old midwestern American who enjoys engineering, traveling, partying, and extremish sports.