Me: I need some Mac n Cheetos. Burger King dude: have you had em yet? Me: uh, no? BK dude: cause they're FRICKin amazing!
There's a Burger King across the street from my office with a Mac n Cheetos poster up... My mind is saying yes, but I think my body says no.
Got that brand new pretty boy swag hairdo t.co/HtDhqE33r4
Bobby pins gross me out
Seriously, who in the hell puts an offer on a house when they're 22 years old? ... and then stays in that house for the next 11-12 years?
It was a house on Southeast Rio Drive in Suburban, Ankeny, Iowa, that... because in my brief stint of looking, I realized, I could afford "a lot more house" in Ankeny. So, I closed on the house and moved in with Kari just after we turned 23. Shortly after, while she was cleaning our new bathroom, I asked her to marry me. lol.
The only way I can think to sum things up while living on Rio is via list.
I'm a 35 year old midwestern American who enjoys engineering, traveling, partying, and extremish sports.
elizabeth reynolds smithson: