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  • There are a lot of really creepy old people out there. posted 3 days ago - 2 comments

  • @djdiverse feels good, man posted 3 days ago - reply

  • Hey @WhirlpoolCorp, why do the dishwashers that you make now suck so much harder than the dishwashers you made 20 years ago? posted 4 days ago - 12 comments

  • I have not enjoyed an adult beverage in 8 days and I'm gonna change that right now. posted 4 days ago - 5 comments

  • In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have gotten that 750 calorie chocolate shake to go with my 750 calorie sandwich for lunch. posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • How does everyone feel about calling noodles, noods? posted 5 days ago - 20 comments

  • The VW GTI is a very fun car. posted 5 days ago - 2 comments

  • I just ate a Yankee Clipper taco, because I am a Yankee and I love terrible tacos. posted 5 days ago - 2 comments

  • I really hope the dudes siding my house like this new future album as much as I do right now. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • @CLINT and i think all the presidents. PS happy birthday. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • Problems with working from home: realizing it's a paid company holiday after working for a couple hours. posted 6 days ago - 1 comment

  • @ejacqui a lot of people following the autoimmune protocol cut nightshades. posted 6 days ago - 3 comments

  • @iowabrewer are those electric kettles? posted 7 days ago - 3 comments

  • The local, outdoor ice rink can keep ice in temps up to 50 degrees... It's currently 71, so tonight's broomball game should be interesting. posted 7 days ago - 8 comments

  • This summer, this is gonna be me. All over Des Moines. t.co/j3PfhIFbRQ posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I maybe shouldn't have agreed to have my shed knocked down and house resided the week after being sick as shit... So much stuff to move! posted 1 week ago - reply

  • @AndrewWK what about eating a taco pizza 🤔 posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I lost four pounds by not doing or eating a damn thing this week... but I am ready for a burger now. posted 1 week ago - 5 comments

  • Didn't have to completely bundle up to sleep last night. 🙌 I am on the mend. posted 1 week ago - 3 comments

  • Watching Trump's press conference. Mouth agape. How can anybody be so ... I can't even ... How did ... What the ... 😐🔫 posted 1 week ago - 10 comments