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  • plz don't neglect the brain posted 3 days ago - reply

  • I've missed the days of DJs throwing out mixtapes a couple times a year. Thanks for releasing a new one @djdiverse! t.co/6rEPoBb8A1 posted 4 days ago - reply

  • Not having a truck and/or trailer is really slowing down my remodel efforts lately. posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • ran eyeball first into a steel rod yesterday. good news: my glasses saved my eyeball. bad news: my glasses have a huge scratch now. 🙂🙁 posted 4 days ago - reply

  • Why is the Google home power supply not USB? That long ass power cord is the first disappointment outta the box. posted 5 days ago - 3 comments

  • Warning, this is kinda gross... but I kinda want to eat a chips ahoy right now. posted 6 days ago - reply

  • Dentist last year: you need to start flossing. Me: nope. This year: wow, your teeth are beautiful. Keep doing exactly what you're doing. posted 6 days ago - reply

  • Is eating indian food before a dentist appointment a dick move? posted 6 days ago - 2 comments

  • Almost halfway to our fundraising goal with a month to go before the big ride! Plz consider helping us out here: t.co/pXkDyaCQI8 posted 6 days ago - reply

  • @CLINT I still wish I would've bought this Beavis and Butthead shirt posted 7 days ago - 1 comment

  • I'm drinking Coors light at a wedding at the Jasper County Fairgrounds in Colfax, Iowa posted 1 week ago - reply

  • When Mississippi Queen comes on, you turn the volume knob as far as it can go posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Drove a car without all the fancy automatic stuff today... left everything on when I got out... and now my car is dead. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Me: hey, I ordered some ceiling fans 6 weeks ago... where are those? Amazon: yea, the carrier never picked em up... we dunno why. Me: wut posted 1 week ago - 3 comments

  • This is basically how I serve a volleyball t.co/0UYGTOYOhB posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I am playing sand volleyball... because I am in a sand volleyball league. lol posted 1 week ago - reply

  • i hope it was a congratulatory, "you're having a baby!" prank by his weirdo friends, but ... man, haha. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I just saw a truck with a back window that said, "MY MIRRORS PULL OUT BUT I DON'T" in the biggest possible letters ... wtf ... why???? posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Want sleep. Can't sleep. I have a very annoying brain. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Working on my patio ceiling... A bird just flew out of the insulation and hit me in the head. Calling it a night. posted 1 week ago - 5 comments