Ever tried to scratch an itch after you clipped your nails too short?

Next time I see you I'm gong to cut off your fingers and see how YOU like it. That's a joke, I wouldn't do that. No, but seriously, I'm going to.

ever wanted to own shit that isn't used as a scratching post? ;)

Next time I see you I'm going to put on my wolverine claws and scratch all your shit up. ... That's also a joke. I wouldn't do that.

I know about that all too well!

@broox @brandihoffine lt Is so amazing.. and the worldwide media attention and to know that South Korea is the reason?? t.co/VwytLtuB

I just liked this a lot.