Our vending machine just handed me a 76 degree diet coke. Wtf am I supposed to do with this thing?

stick it in the fridge.

that seems like a surefire way to lose the beverage all together.

but a great way to get G. Love and Special Sauce stuck in your head.

I actually love room-temperature coke.

you're a crazy man.

mentos, the fresh maker

I had the same thing happen yesterday. I was so pissed.