The thing I like to bring out most this time of year are my balls.

Image I didn't need in my head

how do you pheel, Obama follows you

Festive!

Mmm. Can I touch your balls?

Okaaay...

Just to be clear, they're lines from the old SNL NPR skit with Molly Shannon. Schweddy balls.

Sure. Now you tell us. I already accepted your wife's offer over Messenger.