Savage

As you should, builds the immune system ya know!

5 second rule

Did you pick it up, then post? Or did you post, then pick it up? #ChickenOrTheEgg

I have an unnatural amount of love for this post. Not sure if it is a disdain for cleanliness (although i am a bit of a neat freak in my old age) or a love of pizza...but either way I'm glad you took the approach you did.

Crust up or down?

Crust down. I ain't no sicko.