broox

There's nothing worse than being on a phone call while there's an open bag of chips sitting in front of you just waiting to be chumped on.

but they are asking me questions!
You got your chip hand, your mute hand, and your brain to coordinate all the needed actions. 👌🏾#nomnom
try changing a screaming kids diarrhea ridden pants.
Srsly! That always gets me too. After 9 years, one of my favorite vendors just expects me to be eating while I talk to him :)
You need to up your hot mute button skillz! it's a delicate dance.
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