Best email ever

This may be one of the best emails I've ever gotten. Top 10 at least....

derek,

right now I am busy building a 6 foot tall anatomically correct paper
mache unicorn. we're stuffing it with 1000 twinkies, putting on
boxing gloves, and smashing it to pieces. the goal is to break of a
part and eat whats inside.

So i'm a little busy right now, but I will see if I can fit something in soon