My name is Derek Brooks

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Kari and I are out for a nice little pizza date and detachable penis is playing on the sound system, lol. Happy Easter.

After shooting some fun pics over the past couple days, I just realized that my camera doesn’t have a memory card in it. Hahah.

Being an idiot is fun.

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January Reset. No Gluten. No Alcohol.

I've been dealing with some minor, intermittent skin issues for years. It's been treatable, but last year the eczema came hard, spread further and was a little gnarlier... so I started seeing a dermatologist and allergist. They tested for chemical allergies, environmental allergies, had me change everything that I put on my skin or clothes and none of it helped. I suspected a food allergy or something, but the allergist disagreed, and wanted me to come in weekly to get shots. Yeah right.

Despite everything else they suggested, things got worse toward the end of the year... peak gluttony season.

In December, we did an "advent calendar of beer" from Confluence, so I was having at least half of a craft beer every day for nearly a month - …

Last seen in Des Moines, Iowa

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Hilarious and devastating, all at once. 😅
This is not what being great looks like. This is blatant cruelty and absurd white nationalism. It is not ok.
Whether they're citizens or hold visas, their lawyers and employers are telling them not to leave the country. They're being told to carry their legal documents at all times. They're cancelling vacations because they are legit scared to do something as simple as travel.