Watching my dog attempt to catch wasps in his mouth invokes a rollercoaster of emotions.
I played sand volleyball tonight, gonna meet with a bunch of startups tomorrow, my birthday is Thursday, I’m having… t.co/eNmC6khTUo
Just dropped by my car dealership for service. The showroom is completely empty because they put every vehicle outs… t.co/BrSfsgWGSb
The internet is fuckin weird, man
So, Kari subscribes to this weird service that sends her random home/beauty/gym stuff every month. A couple weeks ago her package came with a juicer... but we already have a juicer. So she was gonna give it away.
The next day, I found the juicer in Benny’s bed, so I asked Kari if she decided to just give it to the dog instead. She didn't. He apparently just found it laying in Kari's mud room locker and claimed it.
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