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  • Our dog died this morning. The past ~13 hours have been hard as shit. I put it all out on my blog: t.co/NK4c5IhWDS posted 3 days ago - 8 comments

  • Do women get scammer friend requests on social networks from sexy dudes with their shirts off or bulging packages showing? posted 4 days ago - reply

  • Hey, good morning. Is anyone making good, old fashioned, murder rap anymore? posted 4 days ago - reply

  • Man. Bummer to hear about Norm MacDonald. If you haven't seen it, watch the moth joke that he told on Conan. It's… t.co/PRUg2jlLY8 posted 5 days ago - 3 comments

  • Gimme that new iPhone 13 Pro. And for the first time ever, I’m maybe considering an Apple Watch. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • Ad content has really shifted since I googled, “best male thong” over the weekend. posted 6 days ago - 1 comment

  • Problem: I’m ready for more tattoos, but I don’t have any subject matter ideas. posted 6 days ago - 4 comments

  • Can anyone tell me where to buy a nice bit rot jpg for fifty thousand dollars? I’ve just got some extra money that… t.co/NOJY50iqkn posted 7 days ago - 7 comments

  • @dollcraftcraig t.co/iGIjulePKM posted 7 days ago - reply

  • @Abby4Iowa @ChuckGrassley Yeah, but make sure to wipe off the lens on your cellular phone camera next time, ok? posted 7 days ago - reply

  • I love football. Big strong boys. Slammin n rammin. Very strong. posted 7 days ago - reply

  • Dang. These San Bernardino Saints are smoking the Sconsin Packer boys. posted 7 days ago - reply

  • @harper 🧐 posted 7 days ago - reply

  • I don’t love football, but I love the tradition of talking shit during the Iowa vs Iowa State football game. 46-22 posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Nice catch, blanco nino. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaacked posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I mean, black jerseys ARE cooler than maroon and yellow ones. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Went out to meet a bunch of really good friends that I’ve not seen in a very long time and forgot to bring my camera to document it… dammit. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I ate a lot of garlic today. Who wants a smooch? posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • A dude that I work with just said that he eats Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the messy fingers. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • TODAY IN IOWA WE WILL WATCH OUR FAVORITE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT OK? posted 2 weeks ago - 1 comment