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  • @indirect IMO, you're missing the classification of 2 baked planes perpendicular to each other. these would better… t.co/PNfiaZghv1 posted yesterday - 2 comments

  • dear @lutron, plz give us caseta motion sensors and in-wall outlets. 💙 posted yesterday - 1 comment

  • Check this out. I'm gonna go to bed early for fun. posted 4 days ago - 4 comments

  • How many times can you tell your dog he's a good boy before it loses its meaning? posted 4 days ago - 1 comment

  • My coworking space is helping out 3 families in need this Christmas. Read about them here (and plz consider donatin… t.co/18EmEnzOFC posted 4 days ago - reply

  • Today in yoga class, the old woman next to me ripped a big ol fart. It was beautiful. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • @victoriap8er 🤔 fill an empty can with spray foam? ... this may or may not be safe. posted 7 days ago - 1 comment

  • last night, in an attempt to not be fat butts, kari and i ordered a medium pizza instead of our usual large, but...… t.co/bhMNat6IZI posted 1 week ago - reply

  • The software that powers Range Rover infotainment systems is some of the buggiest shit I've ever seen. It is unreal. posted 1 week ago - 2 comments

  • ... that feelin when you pull your brand new, stupid ass, cell phone out of your back pocket to find the screen is split. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Just kegged the latest homebrews. A super tasty Belgian pale, and a strawberry milkshake IPA. One of the most interesting beers we've made. posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • 2.5 years after this tweet, I went to Germany and brought home an M4. t.co/kF0WFD4Qnb posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • how do you use twitter posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I dunno why, but I'm still continually amazed by how bad Google is at messaging apps. posted 1 week ago - 8 comments

  • I sprinkle fancy cheeses on my dog's food in the morning posted 1 week ago - 2 comments

  • Today, ellen and Gwen Stefani gave away this thing that I worked on. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • eat pizza erryday posted 2 weeks ago - 4 comments

  • Is it scientifically possible to replace my fingernails with gold? posted 2 weeks ago - 4 comments

  • Today was very strange.. but I'm thankful that it was filled with a bunch of close friends and familiar faces. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • *shots offered amongst friends* Me: I would not like a shot! Old bartender lady: Listen, Linda. This is my ship. Yo… t.co/WzIxjRcl8g posted 2 weeks ago - 2 comments