Kari took a bite of this dessert and said, “hmm.. this is cold, bitter.. and salty... just like my heart”
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I really enjoy breaking traffic laws
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Typing chick-fil-a with autocorrect turned on is one of the hardest things that I’ve ever had to do
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Bout to do a DNA test for the new pup, Benny Brooks.. and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna say that he’s at least 25% butthole.
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@MPilonn I bet you can’t even wait to tell Feinman that class is in session
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I just overheard Kari, on a work call, say, “stop breathing like a chicken.”
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Sony’s launching a phone with a zoom lens... It uses a little periscope to fit the physically moving glass into the… t.co/9n9uC6V1Sj
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My tax man just said that I owe the IRS a third of what I was expecting to owe.
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That feeling after you adopt a new dog and then learn that he has a pre-existing, fully torn, and untreated ACL...
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2 years ago, I saw DMX perform in Des Moines and then fist bumped him at a club before anyone else noticed he was t… t.co/YJwrDrrOG4
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When you’re friendly and curious with tech support on the phone, it seems like they just wanna hang out and shoot t… t.co/bqXIpRaRZt
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I really like how apple randomly fails to send texts to group chats that contain non-iPhones. Very helpful. And inf… t.co/4RVKdUvfSc
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