dear @lutron, plz give us caseta motion sensors and in-wall outlets. 💙
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Check this out. I'm gonna go to bed early for fun.
posted 4 days ago
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How many times can you tell your dog he's a good boy before it loses its meaning?
posted 4 days ago
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My coworking space is helping out 3 families in need this Christmas. Read about them here (and plz consider donatin… t.co/18EmEnzOFC
posted 4 days ago
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Today in yoga class, the old woman next to me ripped a big ol fart. It was beautiful.
posted 5 days ago
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last night, in an attempt to not be fat butts, kari and i ordered a medium pizza instead of our usual large, but...… t.co/bhMNat6IZI
posted 1 week ago
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The software that powers Range Rover infotainment systems is some of the buggiest shit I've ever seen. It is unreal.
posted 1 week ago
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... that feelin when you pull your brand new, stupid ass, cell phone out of your back pocket to find the screen is split.
posted 1 week ago
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Just kegged the latest homebrews. A super tasty Belgian pale, and a strawberry milkshake IPA. One of the most interesting beers we've made.
posted 1 week ago
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Is it scientifically possible to replace my fingernails with gold?
posted 2 weeks ago
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Today was very strange.. but I'm thankful that it was filled with a bunch of close friends and familiar faces.
posted 2 weeks ago
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*shots offered amongst friends*
Me: I would not like a shot!
Old bartender lady: Listen, Linda. This is my ship. Yo… t.co/WzIxjRcl8g
posted 2 weeks ago
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