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There was a remarkable amount of people that were either disturbed or did not understand my aphex twin - window licker shirt tonight.

How much fun is it to watch these bitch boy billionaires break up just like you’d imagine bitch boy billionaires would?

“Man, I just told myself that I love hitting golf balls” - my buddy Pat, on his mental state, before he got his first hole-in-one tonight

Today, my doctor had to blast some wax out of one of my ear holes and it honestly seemed like it was the highlight of his day. He was straight giddy about it.

Today was productive, but pretty annoying.

When a leader as good as Papanii reaches out and asks you to join him, it’s easy to take the call.

Stoked to be joining him and Rocket’s mission to help everyone home.

Headin to Detroit for the week.

I absolutely tried to cram too much into 10 short days of free boi spring.

Tomorrow morning, I fly to Detroit to start the next chapter of my career.

Today in the north woods, I got to watch 2 Minnesota men get their trucks stuck while 2 Wisconsin women came to rescue them with their jeeps. It was very fun.

Just saw an albino deer driving through the north woods of Wisconsin. Wild.

You ever do something completely ridiculous like let your dog out at midnight because he seems like he needs it and you expect him to be a good boy.. but then you have to chase him around the back yard in your slippers while he runs around and barks at god knows what, and you wanna beat his butt?

The old lady checking me out at the pharmacy counter just called me, babe, hun, AND sweetie.

Chicago always feels so much more my speed than my home city of Des Moines. Felt so good to be back for the weekend.

The visuals at Beyoncé concerts are wild. What a show.

I just bought some boxing shorts with a matching robe.

I was a little irresponsible with my shopping today.

Today’s been a little more emotional than expected, but…

FREE BOI SPRING STARTS NOW!!

Concerts, camping, travel, and tinkering til Memorial Day. First stop: Chicago.

Try finding beauty in everything. It’s hard, but it’s worth it.

Ever wonder if pineapple upside down cakes came from swinger parties?

Google ending the production of Nest Protects is so frustrating. It’s such a good product, with nothing comparable on the market.

Winding down after playing evening hockey is not easy.

I’ve been consuming like twice as many calories as I’ve been burning lately, which is not a recipe for success.

Unless success is fat.