Microblog

  • Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool. posted yesterday - reply

  • I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS posted yesterday - reply

  • Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked! posted 2 days ago - 1 comment

  • Having your power go out on your last day of work before vacay invokes complex feelings. Many things to wrap up, but… vacation starts early? posted 2 days ago - 2 comments

  • I recommend putting on The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC album. posted 5 days ago - reply

  • One of my stoner neighbors just listed his house for $420k. I’m very proud of him. posted 5 days ago - 1 comment

  • TFW you’re at a wedding and the first dance song of the young newlyweds is wonder wall… and it’s an oldie to them. posted 1 week ago - reply

  • I am at a wedding! 😱😱😱 For the girl that was a flower girl in our wedding!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 posted 1 week ago - reply

  • Everything is more fun when you’re douche. Ironically or not. posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • Yoga. I always feel so good after yoga. posted 1 week ago - 1 comment

  • Children and dogs. Terrible ideas. posted 2 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • Someone started a trend in southern Illinois to keep displaying Trump/Pence signs... but Pence’s name is crossed ou… t.co/5H546nncjd posted 2 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • I am in Kentucky. It is strange here. posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • I’m at a baseball game and there’s a dude with a bloody nose nearby. He keeps wiping his snotty nose blood on his h… t.co/aaQbnasS41 posted 2 weeks ago - reply

  • My Jeep just randomly asked me to read and accept an updated privacy policy while driving. 🤔 posted 2 weeks ago - 3 comments

  • Dinner with family, a soccer game and restaurant with friends, a graduation party, a skate fest, and a brewery... W… t.co/fSCY4PiIT0 posted 3 weeks ago - 2 comments

  • @Omartheowl Where is this? posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • @brianholcomb What about before every load? posted 3 weeks ago - 1 comment

  • $death posted 3 weeks ago - reply

  • I just fed my dog a hunk of wasabi to try to reach him a lesson about begging. He enjoyed it. Dammit. posted 3 weeks ago - 2 comments