Microblog

This is a collection of 19,793 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.89 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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Just got to watch my nephew block a field goal attempt at one of his last football games. Super fun stuff.

Home for a few hours before flying out to visit my sister for the weekend…

First time ever laying over in DSM, heh.

I’ve been wanting to see the Red Wings play in Detroit for the past 30 years and finally made it happen. Many thanks to my childhood buddy, Jeff for hooking me up with tickets tonight.

That was some excellent hockey. Fun watching them beat the Panthers too.

The modern prepper is: trying to figure out the logistics of getting the fuck out of this country.

This weekend: New Ulm, MN
Next week: Detroit
Next weekend: Atlanta

I am both excited and exhausted.

Yesterday, a nurse asked what I did for work.

I told her that I was a software engineer and she replied, “Oh… I woulda never guess that... Don’t judge a book by its cover I guess!”

Went in for my physical. Unsurprisingly, my doctor told me to lose 10lbs.

I’ve unconsciously been on this mission to consume every food and drink within reach for a long while now.

I have no self control when there are so many flavors to taste, chips to chomp and drinks to sip.

Pulled up to Home Depot right as Madonna - Vogue started playing in my Bronco. Walked into the store and Vogue was playing over the sound system. Quickly grabbed what I needed and now I’m back in my bronco listening to Vogue again.

What a day.

I would like a hat that says, TRUMP WAS A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I probably wouldn’t wear it, but it’s more accurate than the alternative that he’s hawking.

My uber driver this morning was a glowing, hippie, psychologist dude who told me that he was recently “blessed by a divorce.”

5 stars.

Kinda bummed that Trent Reznor skipped Bowie’s, “I’m afraid of Americans” cover at the show tonight… I wonder why.

But at least he still covered Johnny Cash.

Fantastic show.

Can’t believe that I left Des Moines to see NIN play in Tampa Bay, only to miss ICP play in my city. What a croc of shit!

Today, I played in a best ball tournament with some buds and if we were shooting video, we would’ve topped the JustGuysBeingDudes subreddit for sure. Shenanigans, side games, and so much fun.

10 under at a tough ass course wasn’t bad either.

Just replaced my expiring Nest Protect Smoke+CO detectors with some First Alerts and I am irrationally upset about it, haha. Feels weird to have loved a smoke detector that much, but man they were such great products.

Damn you, Google. Damn you straight to hell.