The toilet paper that I pulled out of this Charmin packaging is definitely NOT Charmin. Counterfeit toilet paper is going TOO FAR, 2020.
posted 4 days ago
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I am thankful for @kbroox, steady jobs, fun cars, therapy, yoga, and everything else keeping me sane this year.
posted 6 days ago
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I really love the idea of being “on base” as soon as you sit down at a table at a restaurant.
posted 7 days ago
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I just ordered a winch and finally feel like I’m doing my country boy, river rat heritage a bit of justice.
posted 1 week ago
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Hey how are Trump’s lawsuits going. Is he winning now?
posted 1 week ago
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It was my understanding that everyone had heard that the bird is the word.
posted 1 week ago
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Today, I refinanced my mortgage, Amazon primed a 65” TV, bought a chain, made martinis with @kbroox, and did not even have to use my AK.
posted 1 week ago
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And now for my daily routine of checking the news to see how fucked up my state and country are...
posted 1 week ago
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I have no idea how to transition from an unzipped, hood-down hoodie to a zipped-up, hood-up hoodie without my long… t.co/oAjxjQQYBo
posted 2 weeks ago
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The worst song to ever be recorded is: You can call me al, by Paul Simon.
posted 2 weeks ago
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I would like to take a white bread turkey sandwich with mayo, open it up, lay some Doritos in there, close it back… t.co/oR8RIknz6Q
posted 3 weeks ago
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