Microblog

This is a collection of 19,847 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 19.37 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

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Golfed in the pouring rain with some buds tonight. We made it through 7 holes, then the lightning started rolling in.

Wettest round of my life. Absolutely soaked and chilled to the bone… but there’s truly something special about golfing in the rain.

I really do love all the ways that Donald Trump continues to prove that he’s a giant bitch

98% of my home automation works flawlessly, but when wifey touches the rare edge cases and they still work… goddangit, it feels good man.

Ah, home sweet home after a nice trip to Arizona. Our uber driver just backed into our mailbox and there’s a giant puddle of water under our fridge. Cool.

I somehow totally missed that today was Saint Patrick’s Day. Anyway, I scored 2 goals in hockey last night. I’m heading to Arizona tomorrow and was on a podcast today. Microblogging.

Is there some kind of heart filling up emoji like the old NES games? Cause that’s how I am feeling tonight.

Last night in hockey, I got 2 buzzer beater shots off at the end of each half. On goal. Just in time. Both blocked, hahah. Still felt good. And we won anyway.

Scored a goal against the best goalie in the league tonight. Upper left corner, off the post. Felt good, man.

Just had a handful of the coolest and most creative dudes in Des Moines over to sip whiskey and talk shit. That was special.

The game and commercials were mostly boring, the halftime show was dece, and the side commentary was completely embarrassing.

Hell yeah, Seattle.

I wish you all could’ve seen the way I just kicked my shorts off my leg, all the way across the room and right into my open shorts drawer.

Perfection.

On a south side dive bar crawl and someone played the insane clown posse on the jukebox. I am so happy.