Microblog

This is a collection of 19,800 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 18.94 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.

@broox

My skin is on fire from eczema, my cholesterol is high and I have coronary artery plaque higher than 75-90% of men my age.

Getting old is a blast.

The first time leaving work after daylight savings ends… it’s so dark.

I kinda hate this time of year.

Last night, @kbroox.com and I went to a pop culture themed Halloween party as the Insane Clown Posse and won best overall costume… even after arriving an hour after voting had started, hahah.

Woop woooooop.

RIP Krut… My first boss and a seriously hilarious person, who had the world’s tiniest nipples… What a dude. ☹️

Man. There is nothing like getting into your own bed after a week away. Especially when it’s freshly made and tightly tucked with clean sheets.

Just got to watch my nephew block a field goal attempt at one of his last football games. Super fun stuff.

Home for a few hours before flying out to visit my sister for the weekend…

First time ever laying over in DSM, heh.

I’ve been wanting to see the Red Wings play in Detroit for the past 30 years and finally made it happen. Many thanks to my childhood buddy, Jeff for hooking me up with tickets tonight.

That was some excellent hockey. Fun watching them beat the Panthers too.

The modern prepper is: trying to figure out the logistics of getting the fuck out of this country.

This weekend: New Ulm, MN
Next week: Detroit
Next weekend: Atlanta

I am both excited and exhausted.

Yesterday, a nurse asked what I did for work.

I told her that I was a software engineer and she replied, “Oh… I woulda never guess that... Don’t judge a book by its cover I guess!”

Went in for my physical. Unsurprisingly, my doctor told me to lose 10lbs.

I’ve unconsciously been on this mission to consume every food and drink within reach for a long while now.

I have no self control when there are so many flavors to taste, chips to chomp and drinks to sip.

Pulled up to Home Depot right as Madonna - Vogue started playing in my Bronco. Walked into the store and Vogue was playing over the sound system. Quickly grabbed what I needed and now I’m back in my bronco listening to Vogue again.

What a day.

I would like a hat that says, TRUMP WAS A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I probably wouldn’t wear it, but it’s more accurate than the alternative that he’s hawking.