I accidentally just dine & dashed because I'm an airhead. Waitress straight up chased me down while I was walking to my car. 🤦♂️
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Ever order something from Amazon and they say it'll be there in 2 days, but it doesn't arrive, so you check your or… t.co/NMAjDLtJJN
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Successfully fishing wire through walls with no demolition is incredibly satisfying.. Also, I really enjoy home electrical work.
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What do you call the low-carb diet that allows pizza and beer? That's what I'm on now.
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My keyboard just died while closing 1 of my 6,000 Chrome tabs with cmd+W... and then I watched in dismay as my comp… t.co/1H4dRjtJRd
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Whew. It was great to spend 2 nights in my own bed! ...and I am somehow not jetlagged. Next: Chicago for the week.
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While we were away, a cricket moved into our house and is makin those cricket-ass leg noises. Feels like camping.. and I dig it.
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