The neighboring state tour continues. The next few weeks: Kansas City, Chicago, Minnesota, Quad Cities.
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My body feels like I went to a Brazilian steakhouse and ate all of the meat tonight... which makes sense because th… t.co/x5bfwCc2P8
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A month ago: I wonder when winter is gonna start.
Today: I have shoveled more snow this year than I have in the last decade.
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Also, I had to pull a splinter out of my wife's ass tonight.
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When you tell your old man Uber driver that you're the house with Christmas lights still on right in front of him a… t.co/XoXw2MJu5O
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Upcoming shows that I have tickets for: Weezer, DMX, Cardi B, KISS... Gonna be a weird year for shows.
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Every time I get to a good stopping point on a remodeling project at home, I spend the next hour or so just lookin at it.
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