Our dog died this morning. The past ~13 hours have been hard as shit. I put it all out on my blog: t.co/NK4c5IhWDS
posted 3 days ago
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Do women get scammer friend requests on social networks from sexy dudes with their shirts off or bulging packages showing?
posted 4 days ago
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Hey, good morning. Is anyone making good, old fashioned, murder rap anymore?
posted 4 days ago
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Man. Bummer to hear about Norm MacDonald.
If you haven't seen it, watch the moth joke that he told on Conan. It's… t.co/PRUg2jlLY8
posted 5 days ago
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Gimme that new iPhone 13 Pro. And for the first time ever, I’m maybe considering an Apple Watch.
posted 5 days ago
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Ad content has really shifted since I googled, “best male thong” over the weekend.
posted 6 days ago
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Problem: I’m ready for more tattoos, but I don’t have any subject matter ideas.
posted 6 days ago
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Can anyone tell me where to buy a nice bit rot jpg for fifty thousand dollars? I’ve just got some extra money that… t.co/NOJY50iqkn
posted 7 days ago
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I don’t love football, but I love the tradition of talking shit during the Iowa vs Iowa State football game. 46-22
posted 1 week ago
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Nice catch, blanco nino. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaacked
posted 1 week ago
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I mean, black jerseys ARE cooler than maroon and yellow ones.
posted 1 week ago
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Went out to meet a bunch of really good friends that I’ve not seen in a very long time and forgot to bring my camera to document it… dammit.
posted 1 week ago
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I ate a lot of garlic today. Who wants a smooch?
posted 1 week ago
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A dude that I work with just said that he eats Cheetos with chopsticks to avoid the messy fingers.
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TODAY IN IOWA WE WILL WATCH OUR FAVORITE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEAM BECAUSE THIS IS ALL WE’VE GOT OK?
posted 2 weeks ago
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