This is a collection of 19,026 things that my ADHD mind has puked out over the last 15.47 years.

Check out my latest entries below, some of my top remarks or some things that I love or wish for.


My friend @BENovator invited me to play golf at a private club this week. I looked up the dress code…

Not Permitted: Short shorts, cutoff shorts, cargo shorts, athletic wear, swimwear, and T-shirts.

Someone is gonna need to dress me. Plz help.

There are pros and cons of rarely getting together with one of your best buddies…

Pro: seeing your best buddy.
Con: the impending morning.

Free boi summer week 2: Hung with friends. Cleaned cars. Got Jeep naked. Hacked a bit… and thoughts of consulting have already crossed my mind. 😬

Must. Resist.

I think it’s really cool when rappers talk about the brands of clothing that they wear.

Today, I learned that if you pull up to a spot (e.g. physical therapy) in a bright/fun car and say that you don’t have a job… you’re really opening the floodgates for interrogation.

I hope that you took advantage of the opportunity to tell a good mom joke today. Also, thanks to all the mommies for being moms and doing mommy things.

Free boi summer week 1: got over covid + tuned up lawnmower and camper + new dog hangs + yardwork + camping + barely touched a computer + way more active. felt awesome.