Today, I saw a car with a window sticker that said, “behind every bad bitch is a car seat.” it was really cool.
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I ate ONE piece of asparagus and my PEE SMELLS LIKE PISS
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Sabbatical starrrrts... now! I'm takin a month off to do some camping, hang with Kari, visit friends, and have friends visit me. Stoked!
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Having your power go out on your last day of work before vacay invokes complex feelings. Many things to wrap up, but… vacation starts early?
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I recommend putting on The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - BRMC album.
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One of my stoner neighbors just listed his house for $420k. I’m very proud of him.
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TFW you’re at a wedding and the first dance song of the young newlyweds is wonder wall… and it’s an oldie to them.
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I am at a wedding! 😱😱😱
For the girl that was a flower girl in our wedding!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱
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Everything is more fun when you’re douche. Ironically or not.
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Someone started a trend in southern Illinois to keep displaying Trump/Pence signs... but Pence’s name is crossed ou… t.co/5H546nncjd
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I am in Kentucky. It is strange here.
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I’m at a baseball game and there’s a dude with a bloody nose nearby. He keeps wiping his snotty nose blood on his h… t.co/aaQbnasS41
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My Jeep just randomly asked me to read and accept an updated privacy policy while driving. 🤔
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Dinner with family, a soccer game and restaurant with friends, a graduation party, a skate fest, and a brewery... W… t.co/fSCY4PiIT0
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