A blonde woman walking in my neighborhood tonight repeatedly asked me if my car went 200... and I honestly have no… t.co/AgrR9yHFI6
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One thing that I’ve really enjoyed during this pandemic is watching terrible people getting much better at outing themselves.
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Side note: Soap Shoes kicked off my development career.
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I got premier status on United this year! ... oh. wait.
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Last night I dreamt that Saucony bought out the Soap Shoes brand and started making grind shoes again. It was very exciting.
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Pro construction tip: put your hair back when using expanding spray foam.
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And now... my wife's airpods have mysteriously renamed themselves to: Jesus Christ's AirPods Pro #2... t.co/hRVw7BVYUC
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What if this whole strange world we're living in is just a way to keep us out of restaurants long enough to forget… t.co/CUzv6gPXjz
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Woke up with a fierce need to do pigeon pose, so I did pigeon pose right in my bed.
My body (and brain) miss yoga.
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