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@Lutron do plan to add more in-app/smart-home features to the Caséta motion sensors? A $20 "dumb" Maestro motion sw… t.co/vRFTSd06dF
posted 2 days ago
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My all time fav pastime is getting fat.
posted 5 days ago
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Buster Skrine was just behind me in the non-TSA pre check line at O'Hare. People were taking pics and telling him t… t.co/GbvRpm8AMn
posted 5 days ago
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I have no dinner plans in Chicago tonight. What should I eat? I’m thinking🍺 and (🌮 or 🍣 or 🍜 or 🌭)
posted 7 days ago
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I scheduled my flight today around my lunchtime yoga class. This was a very good move.
posted 1 week ago
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I LOVE ME A WHOLE-ASS SPICY MEAT SALAD. I'm talking about laap, baby
posted 1 week ago
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When you’re dancing, it’s very important to get your hair right.
posted 1 week ago
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This morning I woke up and wrote code for fun. I have not done this in a very long time.
posted 1 week ago
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this is the moon talking to ya. it's the actual moon.
posted 2 weeks ago
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Last night, I dreamt that my dog's domain name had expired. It was very scary.
posted 2 weeks ago
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Score goal. Tie game. Overtime. Shootout. Win... It was a good night for some broomball.
posted 2 weeks ago
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Hittin the back fence @ top golf with my 5 iron. 🦾🦾🦾
posted 2 weeks ago
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@RIOzay Iowa man gets kicked out of liberal school for having 22 casings in his pocket
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@miketempleton It should be sold by the slice all day! Works for McDonald’s...
posted 3 weeks ago
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i've worked for PayPal longer than i've worked for any other company. 😱
posted 3 weeks ago
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