Golf is Weird

OK so apparently it's not the hair. I really am a Bam Margera look alike. I was golfing tonight (for the Pioneer golf league) with Rick and Nehru from work. We were joined by this guy from financial that works down town. Anyway after the first hole and the guy is like, "you know, you look like the guy from 'Viva La Bam' ... Bam Margess or something like that." I was all like, "are you serious? I just cut my hair and figured I'd never hear that again." Then he called me Bam the rest of the game.

As far as the round went. Rick bought new clubs and improved his game by 20 strokes, haha. That's so awesome. I started off really really crappy but then halfway through the game I started visualizing things and pulled it all back together. I learn more and more that golf has so little to do with Physical Ability. Which is probably why my grandma shoots an 86 on 18 holes with 2 clubs. Insanity.

written by 22 year old Derek Brooks

You'll have to start wearing a name tag or something to let people know for sure that you aren't Bam.

minnis posted

oh...and time to put a driver back in your bag....damn...a 320 drive!!!

r00 posted

GROW TITS!!!!!

Kevi posted

yeah so apparently i can hit pretty far with that dude's driver.

derek posted

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