Kevi turned into a girl... and that is sad.

KeviAtWork: i have to confess something to you that will piss you off for the rest of the day
KeviAtWork: i got a cat last night
Derek R Brooks: i dont even know what to say to that
KeviAtWork: :-(
Derek R Brooks: i am disappointed
Derek R Brooks: and sad
Derek R Brooks: :-(
KeviAtWork: dude
KeviAtWork: this cat rules
Derek R Brooks: that is the worst oxymoron i've ever heard
Derek R Brooks: you are a pussy
KeviAtWork: haha
KeviAtWork: man, i need the internet at my house so i can post I Against I
Derek R Brooks: you need a 22 at your house so you can shoot your cat
KeviAtWork: no
so, when are you getting the operation, kevi? you know, so you can become a full woman...

nick posted

i do not intend on getting an operation. i have a cat, that i will train to attack bastards that hate cats.



muahahahaha muahAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*
You need a big f***ing dog to go along with the cat so maybe the dog will eat it.

zach posted

It doesn't make any sense to spend money feeding an animal for 15 years that would just assume you never came home except to feed it. Cats are the anti-pet. Get a dog.

Kraus posted

If you want someone to demand constant attention and mess up your shit, get a woman, not a dog.



If you just want a pet that you can hang out with on the couch and watch tv, go for the cat.

mike posted

Big Kev, you are such a pussy, one of the biggest, even more now because you have that other pussy.

nathan posted

wtf kind of pussy shit is this? u got 2 have a dog if u r down wit mah doggs!!

teh dawg posted

i got a cat because i dont have a big enough yard for a dog to run around in... otherwise i would have totally gone for the dog. dogs are smarter and more playful, but since i need an animal that can stay inside all the time, i got a cat, which is also smart and playful, but doesn't require going on walks and shit.



when i get a house with a bigger yard, i'm getting a dog. until then, everyone should be glad that "big kev" is getting pussy.

kevi posted

"but since i need an animal that can stay inside all the time"



i dont really think you NEED an animal...

derek posted

i think he means that he "needs" to have a cat because of the whole yard situation...



posted

kinda like he "needs" to get his balls back...

nick posted

*meow*

Greg posted

If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming Fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY.

derek posted

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