Your Desk

3 monitors

3 mice

2 keyboards

a sony clie and cradle

stereo remote

listerine cool mint strips

a recording microphone

the riddlebox cd

2 movie stubs (jackass and die another day)

digital camera

a hub

2 soap duckies

1 soap ducky head



... that's about it, mine's not that funny. but then again, i don't have much room for stuff with 3 monitors sitting here.

Get a switchbox and use only one monitor. I love mine.

Well, I actually like the 3 monitors... It was a little hard to get used to at first, but in the long run, it is nice. I can operate and "monitor" all 3 pretty quickly without having to switch between them. It's especially handy for typing documents... I could have a reference doc on one monitor and do my work on the other. (the 3rd computer is strictly for mp3s and videos, which are played through my entertainment center)

1 computer

book

phone

speakers

sticker

penny

keys

answering machine

acid setup CD

phone

hub

digital camera

Monitor, mouse, mousepad, CD player, CD player case, floppy disk and holder, speakers, joystick, CD-R/RW, Palm IIIxe, Ritz Bitz with cheese, soap keys, wallet, pens, pencils, notepad, paper, headphones

1 monitor

1 web cam

1 mouse pad

1 mouse

2 speakers

scotch tape

white out

a cup full of pens and scissors

1 phone book

1 printer

1-2 hole punch

cordless phone with base

bottle of water

paper clips

dust

vaseline lotion with aloe and vitamin E

17" LCD Monitor

Parking Infraction ($25)

Left and Right Front Logitech z560 Speakers

Logitech z560 Control Tower

CIA Sticker (unused)

Wireless Keyboard Receiver

Wireless Mouse Receiver

2 Dead Duracell AA Batteries

The Hives, Veni Vidid Vicious CD

The Foo Fighters, One By One CD

Brigth Eyes, Fevers and Mirrors CD

Cherry Coke Can (Empty)

Wireless Mouse

Wireless Keyboard

1 monitor

1 mouse

a really pretty mousepad

1 keyboard

1 speaker

a printout on my computer after i defragmented it*whatever that means*

stock info on coca cola

a comb

tweezers

1 bottle of guava nectar sally hansen nail polish

1 can of mousse

a plastic glove filled with popcorn and candy corn trying to look like a turkey

a dashboard confessionals CD

a pink piece of paper telling me what to delete to try get rid of a virus on my comp

my warranty on my diamond ring

a lamp

1 travis pantrna sticker

1 soap sticker

a post it to remind me i like pinot grigio wine

drumsticks

a list of guys my friend has kissed while at cornell*b/c she wants me to keep it to discourage her from kissing anyone else-its not here b/c im a bitch!*



~thats about it for now!

1 laptop

1 lamp

2 speakers

1 fan

1 picture of me with Ben Folds

1 mirror

1 packet of jelly from Denny's

1 packet of honey from Denny's

1 spoon

1 printer

a mouse on a neato mousepad

4 pennies

some Big Red wrappers

some post its

pictures from homecoming

seagrams caps

400 tablets of calcium,magnesium, and zinc

200 tablets of citracal

250 multi vitamins

100 tablets of high potency iron

my roomates drugs

2 empty Canadian beers

1 mix tape

1 can opener

4 sets of keys

1 set of ear plugs

1 nipple cup

3 shot glasses

Many Bottle Caps

1 Box of paper clips

Monitor

Mouse on a Phoenix Coyotes mousepad

2 speakers

floppys

floppy holder

tons o CD-R boxes

notepad

pen

guitar picks

case screws

joystick

palm IIIxe and Cradle

palm IIIe and Cradle

palm cases

extra mouse and mousepad

CD player, and CD case

paper

soap keys

compass

architecture ruler

CD cases

headphones

pencils

pencil lead

pens

1 free 20oz coke cap

microphone

colored pencils

15" LCD monitor

Linksys 8 port switch

Switchbox for handy swapping between both my comps =P

Stuffed Honker guy... I think he's from Sesame Street

A pound puppie

A glass.

Nomad Jukebox Zen-MP3 player

Cell Phone

Cradle for my Visor Edge (Palm)

Contacts

Advil Cold & Sinus (1 pill)

3 floppy disks that aided in the repair of my laptop

Scanner

A picture frame-empty except for a piece of cardbord

Wireless Keyboard

Wireless Mouse

Reciever for Keyboard & Mouse



Oh.. and then there's stuff inside my desk too, but why add to the list? =P

tons - School Books, like a hundred of them, all kinds



1 subwoofer

pictures of Carissa

cup full of pens

mic

phone

desk lamp

checks to be cashed

beenie

watch

fake teeth to make me look like a red neck

mouse

moniter

guitar amp

and oh yes vanilla coke!

Well ughh

150 Blank cd's

1 moniter1 keyboard

1 printer/scanner

1 scanner

empty cd boxes

3 cups

cable modem

a tiger wearing a mallards T shirt

polishing compound

2 speakers

a webcam

some model airplanes

model cars

a watch

a bobbing head MIB 2 guy

3 pencils

5 pens

a mouse

a ouse pad

papers

writing tablets

2 thread thingys with needles in them

some manuals

a phone dis/charger

some phone batteries

2 cell phones

a calculator

some magazines

Ok so here is my work desk. And wtf is with this small ass comment box.




1. Two 19" dell Monitors - for my desktop

2. One 17" - for my servers

3. Bottle of zentrum

4. Lotion(for.. uhh.. my tattoos ;))

5. one bulk box of coffee stir sticks (to chew on)

6. glasses cleaner

7. phone

8. three LCD screens from laptops

9. three harddrive casings

10. a bunch of tools

11. a bunch of notepads all with doodles

12. four mouse pads

13. one wireless mouse

14. my business cards.

15. my speakers.

16. my headphones.

17. my change cup

18. my cafepress hat ;)

19. one whole collection of little homies

20. my plastic penguin

21. a buddha

22. two laptop harddrives

23. a bottle of b12

24. my keycard

25. a couple yoyos

26. my pile of microchips

27. my 486 processor

28. my ikea clock..

29. some pictures of my family

30. a bunch of oreilly books

31. 2 bay networks 24port hubs

32. 2 dell optiplexs (shit)

33. 2 dell 8100s

34. 1 3com SUperstack switch.

35. one monitor switch box.

36. my A500

37. fan made from a CPU heatsink.

38. A lot of papers

39. A lot of books

1. Computer tower

2. Mirror

3. Two speakers

4. Lava lamp

5. Jawbreakers

6. Pen jar

7. Jar for calcium powdering crickets for my chameleon

8. Eight pieces of paper

9. Needlenose pliers

10. Shot glass

11. Tube of medicine

12. Spindle of blank cds

13. Hand santitizer

14. Bandaids

15. Picture of my girlfriend

16. Timecard

17. Wallet

18. Spring and cover for floppy disk

19. Mouse

20. Keyboard

21. Deodorant

22. 10% off coupons for Best Buy

24. Empty cd case

25. Candle

25. Nextel bill

26. Cordless phone

27. Nextel wireless phone

28. Belt clip for wireless phone

29. Keys

30. Necklace my girlfriend gave me

31. A piece of trash

32. Phone number for Panchero's so I can get a job

33. Toothbrush

34. Instruction manual for Logitech webcam

35. Smartmedia card information sheet

36. Warranty card for webcam

37. Software for webcam

38. Bubblewrap

39. Ring my girlfriend gave me

40. Checkbook

41. Post-it noteholder with small dry-erase board

42. 10,000 Sound Clip CD

43. Aunt Beaph cd (this rocks!)

44. Two post-it notes with random shit on it

45. Matches

46. Random pen my dad gave me (it sucks)

47. Monitor

48. Staple gun

49. Letter from my girlfriend's grandmother

50. Three blank cassette tapes

51. Reptile vitamins

52. Hair gel

53. Nalgene bottle with goped sticker on it

54. Coffee pot manual

55. Webcam

56. Cup with change in it

57. Coffee cup, dirty from 2 weeks ago

58. Dirty fork and spoon

59. Eight Sobe bottle caps

60. Six dead crickets



I think that's it. I'll let you know if I find anything else.

Well on my desk we have a Leinenkugels beer bottel that has been open for nearly a month and is still half full. We have a mug with hot coco residue threee drity spoons two empty Gatorade bottels one empty Sunny D bottel a box of Protien bars a bottle of Creatine Monohydrate an empty water bottel two bottols of cologne a forman grill and a few letters and the few randome speaker and power wires. The desk also has on it a stampler speakers a small palm tree ( stuffed of course) A Dodge Ram bandana some beer lights a Guiness glass a few photos of naked chicks from a party at the begining of the semester some change a printer and the PC and Last but not Least my room Mates PET BEER ( yeah thats right a pet beer) Hat and all e-mail me if you want to know more abotu the pet beer) Oh and I forgot to list a few rubberbands and some coffie mix oh and a pen or twoI think there are a few posters behind the PC too most likely half naked woman standing by Racing fuel. Thats pretty much it

well...



Two Nice Watches both I found


Empty Retainer Case (need to find that)


Piece of paper some bum asked a dollar for


Box of Lucky Charms


Pictures of my lil bro looking exactly like harry potter


Speedstick


A Fridge





and then the usual computer crap...

my computer/keyboard/mouse

um, $450

pencil crayons

old Green Day CD

Deodorant

Trophies from Hockey (8 i think)

An old bearing

A Santa Clause Pencil Sharpener

A bowl of Crack...

A crack pipe (look above)

4 grams of the good stuff

vanilla rolling papers

my hot ass

im just joking about the crack and weed... it is odd that nobody else has drugs on their desk though

broox 95: did you check out BROOX EXTREME!?

broox 95: haha

zoink144: I'm there

zoink144: reading about desktops.

zoink144: I'm going to put

0 icons

Ansel Adams wallpaper

broox 95: oh you mean, derek.broox.com

broox 95: haha

zoink144: ..and a little cursor that won't go away.

zoink144: and curses a lot.

broox 95: dammit

zoink144: I'm putting that on there. Exactly like that.

1 Monitor

1 Printer

1 PC

Probably 500 CDs

CD Case

Popeye Chikcen Bone

Plate

Cup

Bowl

Spoon

Cell Phone

Ash Tray

Network Router

ISDN Router

Books

Speakers

Cherry Coke

Mouse

Mousepad

Keyboard

Batteries

Cell Phone Case

Digital Camera

Digital Camera Wires

Pen

Disks

TI-Graph Link

~weird flower plant w/carrot plant growing in it too

~lava lamp

~shot glass

~Clearn American water

~Financial aid app

~spoon/knife/fork

~tic tacs

~necklace

~hairties

~stack of books (Spanish, dictionary, planner,etc)

~clock

~lamp with necklaces on it

~makeup mirror

stapler

~BUDDHA

~perfume (both Victoria's Secret types)

~weird scary cat picture

~statuete cat thing

~seashell

~Big metal box with TONS of papers, scissors, etc. in it)

~Monitor (lots of stuff stuck on it too)

~SOAP sticker

~mouse

~mousepad

~keyboard

~stickey notes for Margarita trip

~friends list of who she's kissed this year



AND MORE!

man, I don't know what end of the desk to start at, there's alot of junk on here...

helix snowboarding mittens

space heater

digital camera

digital camcorder

pc

klipsch speakers

network hub

monitor

klipsch sub

empty soft cd case

samsung cell phone box

blank cds and floppys

Webster Dictionary

three books

about 90 cds in three different racks

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man on DVD?

user's manual for a 2001 Yamaha YZF 600, who needs to know how to use it?

some paperwork on my 401(k)

The Bourne Identity on DVD

insurance papers

Truckin' Magazin

haha! my W-2 tax forms, I better get those done

an issue of Spiegel? how in the... I think my room has been sabataged

McLeod phone book

another soft cd case with all my pc software

a bottle of ronsonol lighter fluid, which I need to remember to keep away from the space heater...

t.v. with an alarm clock on top

another book "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"

vcr with a couple things on it... remote, deodorant, screwdriver, shaving creme and after shave, bowl of junk, two blank tapes, and two glasses from prom, and an empty pop can, even though the trash is right next to the desk.

I'm at work (skiving) so hey!



One old, and quite smelly computer

A picture of some of the pupils I've taught in the past

A pic of my sexy boyfriend

A dead printer

a dead phone

a dead rabbit (just kidding on that one)

Some pens and a broken hub!



life is gay, and so am I ;o)

Vaio U1

big F* off 22" monitor

drink: coffee and aclohol

a serial cable connected to:

30+ domains

four Z series

a large number of Nokia's

Hp-UX x 2

Sun x 20

Cisco x 800+

FHM x16

16" monitor

stack of games

a rubber duck

a key board(multimedia)

mouse

photo of Sally(little sister)

my cat at the moment

and a rubberband ball

and last but not least my SOAP SHOES