Ouch, my nipples! ...totally didn't expect it to be 23 and snowing when I went to the mailbox in flip flops and no shirt.

totally feel ya on that ... went out in shorts and t shirt to get the mail .... buurrrrrrrrr

I've seen your house. You have windows. Why didn't you glance out one of them b4 embarking into the tundra?

I somehow missed the snow part.

so.... Someone who likes cold weather bit your nipples on your way to the mailbox?

Jack Frost nipped my nipples.

ouch. At least you didn't take the garbage out with no pants on.