Put a ton of quarters in them...

Sock Monkeys!!!!

haha, excellent call. y'all are going DOWN.

dog chew toys

Garth Brooks would not enjoy them?

Goodwill! It's a tax deduction. You could get rid of some old clothes too! Each bag of clothes you give can count as $100 deduction on your taxes:)

Unless they are disgusting then they may tax you for bringing them!

have a really short bonfire while we drink the out dated beer in ur fridge?

ummm, a ton of sock puppets!

I'll take some of them. Handy around the shop if they're heavy cotton.

I was actually thinking shop rags.

make it rain (socks) at the outer limits? I net those girls would go for some dirty sock action.

Put on a sock puppet show?

Tie them together and make a giant jump rope? Put them on your hands and give Kari socked out high fives?