It's because wives have no compassion for sick husbands.

That's because wives do not like their husbands nearly as much as their mothers do.

This status is my next (first) tattoo

there are a lot of things i prefer not to do like your mom... sorry, dude.

Do you take care of HER when she is sick?? Do you take her socks on and off?

that happened 1 time! 10 years ago... And I had mono.

You can always get a new wife(jk), but your mother will always be your mother.