What specifically would you yoink?

for starters, i would yoink those damn hammers from the dudes hanging new siding on my neighbors' house.

Totally yoinkable!

what would you yoink?

That's a tough one. But I guess if I had yoinking powers I could use them liberally. I think I would yoink myself some free lunch at this point. I am effing starving.

yoink u