Kari just came home and found the t-shirt photo studio that I've set up in our bedroom... and she is not at all excited about it.

You stupid idiot!

I'm excited. I expect to see a gallery of you modeling them in chronological order of when you got them.

impossible. however, i'm pretty sure the first one is this jnco shirt that i got in 8th grade.

THAT one is a keeper

You married a woman with taste but no appreciation for the fine art of t shirt ology

Why.