broox

Ointment is such a gross word. Say it with me... ointment... ointment.

How about "moist ointment"? RT @broox Ointment is such a gross word. Say it with me... ointment... ointment.
<in sal rosenberg's voice> "salve."
My taint is moist from all this ointment
HahahahHahaha. Awesome.
Derek, your ointment feels so good all over me
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