@broox

"Your train is experiencing an equipment problem." - things that never happened while I lived here.

Or they did but you were too busy working to be on the train when it experienced those problems :P
It's not rare. Often followed by "Your operator is off the train, working to correct this problem. We expect to be moving shortly."

fakelawnposted

Your operator is off the train for a few minutes, working to correct the problem. We hope to be moving shortly.
I watched him walk my train car