DUH.

I miss that text you used to send every birthday/anniversary: "hey do you know where i can buy those chick-o-sticks for kari?"

I almost texted you this directly...

Haha! Love it.

What's a chick-o-stick?

Kari's gonna shit her pants when she reads that

It's candy that i swear you can only buy at the pool when you're 6. But that idiot still craves them.

Ahahahaha! Lindsey Bloomquist I am dying!

You all talk shit.. But you love them just the same! Allie Peters you can usually find them at the jankiest convenient stores or the swimming pool.. And the good news is you can usually bargain the price to whatever change you have at the bottom of your bag.

I'm in. I love a good negotiation.

Hahahahaha! Allie Peters i wish i wasn't making this conversation between Kari Brooks and the gas station attendant up..."that'll be 85 cents." "Welp, I have...62 cents, can that maybe just be enough?"

Please read this FB thread at my funeral. It will act as proof that I have the coolest friends ever. No one tops me.