broox

"Can you get me a diet root beer? It's next to the orange soda in aisles 8 or 16" ... My wife shops at target too much.

Diet root beer will kill you faster than the stuff you make!
You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way to buy diet root beer than from drinking the root beer itself.
'Specially in DSM!
Long story short... you're going to die.
The goal is to go out with style
There's no such thing as too much target. You don't know ish, Broox.
and apparently only thinks in multiples of 8's…like…"isle 8 or 9" would make sense, cuz shes thinking of a general area…but "isle 8 or 16"?!? lol
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