"Can you get me a diet root beer? It's next to the orange soda in aisles 8 or 16" ... My wife shops at target too much.
You're more likely to die in a car accident on the way to buy diet root beer than from drinking the root beer itself.
and apparently only thinks in multiples of 8's…like…"isle 8 or 9" would make sense, cuz shes thinking of a general area…but "isle 8 or 16"?!? lol