What'd you do?

I went through security and walked to my gate.

Shit.

What did you do?

Oh?

I should apparently clarify that I did not get in trouble... There were just literally no other passengers around. Car to gate in 7 minutes.

Man I was getting bail together.

@jkriss @broox And we all breathe a collective sigh of relief at the zen-like nature of the Des Moines airport.