i just bought the last one.

Push messages for when some dbag eats all your eggs are obviously needed. The more confusing part is "Holds up to 14 eggs."

well fuck me. I just opened my refrigerator and I have an empty egg carton in there. how do I actually need this product

@scottvdp @broox they know they're niche!!!

@scottvdp @broox and their niche. wow. i should eat more eggs...

I obviously get where you're coming from but when they cost $5 instead of $40 we'll all probably have one

@davidcrespo @broox I don't even eat eggs.

@kunalbhat @davidcrespo @broox you will still have one.

@kunalbhat @davidcrespo @broox this product makes me unspeakably furious

- If this measured deviled egg levels then these questions need no answers.

things gotta be internets.

@proxient @broox internet needs to be thinged

@kunalbhat @davidcrespo @broox I launched @manualgoods in direct reaction to this product

@janakinsman @kunalbhat @davidcrespo @broox But on the real, this exists because GE has a lot of "innovation" budget to throw at @Quirky

Be the Israeli and Palestinian peace partners.

Peace is wonderful.

improbably listening to @dfa1979 and thinking of @tommiesunshine and 2004/2005 and 1389. /cc @gregcorner @broox

@harper @dfa1979 @gregcorner @broox timeless music.