Wake up, the dog is missing, discover our gate was opened so some kids could sled, find the dog gnawing on a bunny pelt at the neighbor's...

Oh, I would be pissed! Time to move away from those kids.

no, the kids are great! i'm super excited about them!

didn't this happen last year too? why the heck do people think it's ok to go in your back yard?

oh no!

Yea. I mean kids are not that smart and lots of parents are seemingly even less so. I need to get me some locks for those latches.

GARTH!

addendum, furry dog puke on the carpet...

Omg