Hah! After shattering my iPhone 5 the night before the new phones came out (oops!), I got my iPhone 6s on launch day and it is one solid piece of gear.

total accident, i'm sure!

What didn't they do that made you go all in?

the hardware on the 5X wasn't that impressive and the bezel is huge! Apple's hardware is better and iOS has the Google apps I use.

you made the baby Jesus cry

we'll welcome you back to the fold when you decide you need a phone without training wheels. :-)