My realtor just showed up to put a "sale pending" sign in the yard, saw that I still had beer bottles displayed above our cabinets and died.
What's wrong with beer bottles?
i dunno... i told her i'd give her some pointers on staging her next house though.
"You think THOSE are bad? You should see the picture hanging in the basement."
yea, she spent a considerable amount of time side-eyeing the framed, bloody faced, andrew wk album art we have hanging in the living room.
I know you got an offer the first day, but if you want an offer BEFORE your house goes on the market, you should hang a life-sized poster of Pierre in the living room.
*gets beer bottles out of recycling & puts them on top of the cabinet *
how many offers do you have now?
we took it off the market after 2 offers. Accepted the first one.
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