Filing police reports for identity theft. Having a good time. This is fun.

Uuuuuuuugh. Sorry that happened.

wait, did you steal it!? Is this a prank?

Broox likes pizza.

@broox @jkriss why are you talking to yourself, broox?

@iandees @broox “I like pizza.” – Broox

Am I doing it right?

@jkriss @iandees @broox Trick question! The answer to that is always YES.

It was my dad, but you stole his pants, so now you're even.

Dammit, Bob!

unrelated: what is you mother's maiden name?

Oh my gosh, call me when you get time.