Remember when KwQC had your license picture? Dean Springer saw it on FB

@broox @harper I did this in 1994, for my home page—my new license was my only current photo. My SSN was on it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Wait? You did that? Identity thieves. . . I have their punishment. Tie downs, earth anchors, sugar spray, and a red ant colony?! Man those f'ers have caused me some bureaucratic bull, a ridiculous amount of time, and punch-myself-in-the-face pain attempting to deal with the former.