Tell her the roofers come next week. 'Murica

@broox we're worried about getting reactions like this in our neighborhood. @laserkyle suggested making our fence out of middle fingers

"Oh, sorry. Did I miss the association meeting? What's that? There is no association? Exactly. Keep walking."

Tell her this is why we have zoning rules

Next time you can yell back "Our new neighbors are so NICE and have THE BEST taste!"

Nothing

Pink flamingos. Go hard with the pink flamingos, ALL over you yard.
Over the next several days have them migrate from your property to your neighbors.

We have a couple of Montana gold cans to spare at our house... We could upgrade that shit real quick.

I think you should write a message back using red solo cups in the fence holes. I have a few ideas if you need them.

I like your friends.

You should have shouted back "it's so Garth Brooks doesn't lick your children and shit in your yard.... you're welcome!

Wow. Just wow. People are stupid...I love your fence choice. Can't wait for the first naked (mostly) fire pit night.

I'm with Rico. The fence should be the least of their worries.

Welcome to the neighborhood

Wait until she sees and hears your Christmas light installation.