Tile dudes: "yo Derek! Can we get the college World Series on a TV?" ... "I don't have a TV" *heads explode and implode everywhere*

Also acceptable... "No, you should be working."

are they going to finish tiling without heads? or...

You gettin' paid by the job or the hour? Hour? No TV.

...and then you pull out your computer and show them anyway! More head implosions

You're a good guy!