What do you think C.J. Beathard's real name is?

What do you think C.J. Beathard's real name is?

Cack Johnson

Carly Jepsen

Charles Joseph. Charles Joseph McGrane

Camaro Jones

This is crazy.

Cool Jeans

Craig Josh Beat Hard

Cute Jimmy Beathard

Cooter Jackoff BeatHard.

Craptastic Jabroni

Coot Juice

BJ Seathard

Gotta be Casey Jones