Holy shit. Yes. I was going lights and sirens to a code in progress (no pulse not breathing) AND THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO JUST SLAMMED ON THEIR BRAKES IN THE LEFT LANE IS TOO GODDAMN HIGH.

Also taking advice on how to change my siren into some Ludacris "Move bitch"

Plz promise to pull over and ticket every person who's driving in the passing lane and not actively passing.

sounds expensive

Perhaps we should pool some $ at the office and pickup one of these.

Ditto that

Does that fancy schmancy not have that feature?!

#MadMax2

I used to day dream of an Inspector Gadget-like catapult that would launch my errant car garbage at bad drivers. ^_^