You should have cut 'em...

I was just thinking about trimming the excess off of this plastic wristband they put on me

Hopefully not a super nice knife.

And what MAN does not carry a pocket knife. Seriously. :)

Crazy our ball stadium will just have you take it back ti your car.

Safeco field did the exact same thing to me. I did get it back after the game though. I hope they plan on doing that in your case.

I asked if that was an option. They said that the only option was the trash. Nice people.

Happened to me at ATT park in San Francisco. Told the attendant they're not getting my knife and I'm indeed getting in. She made me promise not to stab someone.....