I need to figure out a way to transplant some of these Chicago bars and restaurants to Des Moines.

might be easier to transplant yourself every few weeks

Lou Malnati's isn't *that* good

yea. Lou Malnati's, Garrett's, Portillos, Ed Debevics, and Weiner circle.

You be the brains and I'll the broker!

All it takes is a little money and a lot of faith. Or is that the other way around?...