Kari and I bought a TV when the Cubs got into the World Series... and now I'm debating whether or not we should return it.

return it

Seems like a good luck charm. Better keep it.

I hear giving it to me will produce the most future cubs victories.

there's always next year

Keep it!

Just put it away until next time.

Keep it. Worst case scenario you now have a nice new large computer monitor.

Do it.

If you return it you can go back to being one of those people who tells everyone "I don't even own a TV"

you’re seriously going to return the most good luck TV of all time?

Um, hello, luckiest TV ever. You'll need it for next year.