It's not too early to crack open a bottle of bourbon is it?
Nope
Nope I'm drinking already
Never too early for booze. Anybody who tells you that is a liar that is just trying to steal it from you!
God save the Queen!!
Never
Bourbon is ok. Save the champagne.
I find the content of this post to be very relevant to my potential evening. I bought a bottle of champagne. If she wins, I'll drink in celebration. If trump wins, I'll literally crack it open and have to use one of the shards to slit my own throat.
No
OMG! Watching the polls. SOMETHING STRONGER PLEASE!!!
Do. It.
Is that a thing? Too early for bourbon?
It's not too early to finish a bottle of bourbon is it?