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Fuck I just found out I'm older than some of our prof's at Cornell were when we were there.

A guy and his gf go to a baseball game... They go way up in the bleachers and before the first pitch he says, "ok, I'll kiss you on all the strikes... But you gotta kiss me on the balls"

We share a laugh for a bit and then the Uber driver says in a girl voice, "those are FOUL balls!"

Was it a white ford . Name larry

White Prius. Named Robert.

I miss Old Man jokes..
Dad jokes are way too overrated, dirty Old Man jokes need to make a comeback.

Nice ride