Living the dream!

Ordering Chinese food I would assume

I had that on NES, unless you're doing actual illegal drugs, in that case be super careful because a friend of my sisters mothers brothers wifes cousin did like 12 Marijuanas and died, so I can't even imagine what 18 Marijuanas would be like...

Embracing being a millennial?

Having access to all those games would be the death of anybody our age

I am almost dead