give him a good punch, i don't think anyone would mind.

I wish my chair could recline far enough to be in his lap

The best part was the flight attendant messing with him by pretending there was nowhere to put his bag. Getting him even more flustered. Poor old man.

she should have told him there was a voucher for it.

Totally should walk past him and crop dust him in the face.

also, speak as loudly as you can about how much you detest people who are guilty of crimes but get off due to their parents being in powerful political positions, hypothetically of course.

Please kick him!!!

He spent most of the flight loudly trying to figure out which days his and his wife's social security checks come.

“I know where you can put it, sir.”